{"product_id":"i-have-selective-hearing-im-sorry-you-were-not-selected-graphic-tee","title":"\"I Have Selective Hearing I'm Sorry You Were Not Selected\" – Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"I Have Selective Hearing I'm Sorry You Were Not Selected\" graphic tee is a soft, breathable women's crewneck t-shirt designed for bold introverted sass and dry humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing clean bold retro block typography printed on premium ring-spun cotton, this witty casual shirt pairs easily with denim jackets, joggers, or casual sneakers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSarcastic introverts, busy moms, unfiltered coworkers, and besties\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eOff-duty weekends, family reunions, and relaxed couch lounging\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFunny birthday gifts, white elephant exchanges, and holiday stocking stuffers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e100% soft ring-spun cotton (athletic heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eClassic crew neckline with relaxed, flattering drape\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSizes S to 3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Peachy Sunday","offers":[{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":67534359822626,"sku":"4111609_8923","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":67534359855394,"sku":"4111609_8924","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":67534359888162,"sku":"4111609_8925","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":67534359920930,"sku":"4111609_8926","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":67534359953698,"sku":"4111609_8927","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":67534359986466,"sku":"4111609_8928","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":67534360019234,"sku":"4111609_6948","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":67534360052002,"sku":"4111609_6949","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":67534360084770,"sku":"4111609_6950","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":67534360117538,"sku":"4111609_6951","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":67534360150306,"sku":"4111609_6952","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":67534360183074,"sku":"4111609_6953","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ S","offer_id":67534360215842,"sku":"6913476_9395","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ M","offer_id":67534360248610,"sku":"6913476_9396","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ L","offer_id":67534360281378,"sku":"6913476_9397","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ XL","offer_id":67534360314146,"sku":"6913476_9398","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 2XL","offer_id":67534360346914,"sku":"6913476_9399","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 3XL","offer_id":67534360379682,"sku":"6913476_9400","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ S","offer_id":67534360412450,"sku":"7039810_4136","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ M","offer_id":67534360445218,"sku":"7039810_4137","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ L","offer_id":67534360477986,"sku":"7039810_4138","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ XL","offer_id":67534360510754,"sku":"7039810_4139","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":67534360543522,"sku":"7039810_4140","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":67534360576290,"sku":"7039810_5303","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1017\/6970\/7810\/files\/i-have-selective-hearing-i-m-sorry-you-were-not-selected-tee-black-heather-s-peachy-sunday-t-shirt-38117794939038.jpg?v=1792131900","url":"https:\/\/bluffandember.com\/products\/i-have-selective-hearing-im-sorry-you-were-not-selected-graphic-tee","provider":"Bluff \u0026 Ember Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}